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sexta-feira, agosto 11, 2006

breaking news - the "moon" talk



Caros leitores, chegou à minha mão o primeiro diálogo humano na lua. A conversa que decorreu entre os astronauta Neil Armstrong e Edwin Aldrin Jr, a partir da base no mar da Traquilidade - Lua, e o pessoal da NASA em Huston - Terra.
Todos nós sabemos algumas das palavras que Armstrong disse enquanto saltitava em câmara lenta Lua fora, o clássico "um pequeno passo para o homem, um grande salto para a humanidade", mas o que vos agora passo é a conversa anterior, o momento de sair do módulo espacial Eagle, descer a escadita e espetar o pé na superfície Lunar. Fica o registo que as primeiras palavras ditas na Lua foram: "Holy living fuck!"
Dado algumas palavras poderem ser agressivas para os mais novos, e uma vez que não tenho a bolita vermelha no canto do blog prevenindo imagens e linguagem chocante, deixo o diálogo apenas em inglês.


Dear readers, it has arrived to my hand the first human dialog that took place in the moon. The conversation between the astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin Jr, on the moon's Tranquility base, and the NASA personnel at the mission controller on Earth. For the record, the first words spoken on Lunar soil were: "Holy living fuck!"
We all know some of the famous words that Armstrong said while jumping around in slow motion throughout the moon. The classic "A small step for men, a giant leap for mankind", but this, what I now provide you, is a partial transcript of the radio communication at the moment that both astronauts where stepping outside the lunar module Eagle.
Due to the nature of these words, I leave the conversation only in english. I do not have the time to put a red dot on the top right of my page to prevent such language, therefore I apologize.

Tranquility: This is Tranquility base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Huston. We're on the fucking moon. Over.
Huston : Roger. Tranquility, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.
Tranquility: It was a smooth touchdown. The moon, for Christ's sake, the moon. Over.
Huston: Roger that. You're clear for T1, walking on the moon.
Tranquility: We copy. Walking on moon. Jesus. Over.
Huston: You're clear to hook up Lunar Equipment Conveyor. To walk (pause) fucking walk on the moon. Over.
Tranquility: LEC attached. Platform lined up. Checking ingress. Over.
Huston: Everything okay Tranquility?
Tranquility: Am descending the ladder. Can see the Earth. The entire planet Earth, for the love of Christ.
Huston: You're clear, Tranquility. Proceed. Over.
Tranquility: Can see the Lunar Module footpads depressed into the surface of the moon. The fucking surface of the goddamned moon. (long pause) Holy shit.
Huston: We read you. Over.
Tranquility: Footpads depressed one or two inches. Surface is powdery. One more step, and I'm... Fuck. (long pause) I'm hyperventilating. Hold on.
Huston: Steady. Over. (long pause)
Tranquility: I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder. Just one more step, and I'm... (long pause)
Huston: Tranquility?
Tranquility: Holy (pause) living (long pause) fuck. (long pause) Fuck!
Huston: Tranquility, do you copy?
Tranquility: Are you fucking believing this? Over.
Huston: We read you. Over.
Tranquility: I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon. I am talking to you from the goddamned fucking moon. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
Huston: Holy shit.
Tranquility: Holy mother of fuck. The fucking moon. Over.
July 21, 1969 - in the Onion

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